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Category : Maruism.com, Pinoy jokes, SMS jokes
SMS jokes from Maruism.com
Toto: “Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!”
Juvy: “Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?”
Toto: “Hindi! Yan din ang pangarap niya!”
* * * *
Lito: “Pare, ano ba ang kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2? ”
Joseph: “Diyos ko naman! Di mo ba alam ‘yun?! Ang H2O ay water! At ang CO2… cold water.”
* * * *
Usapan ng dalawang bata…
Junjun: “Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, ‘yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun”
Pedrito: “Wala ‘yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo ‘ yung Dead Sea?”
Junjun: “Oo…”
Pedrito: “Siya ang pumatay nun!”
* * * *
Stewardess: “Do you want a drink, sir?”
Sir: “What are my choices?”
Stewardess: “Yes or No.”
* * * *
Toto: “Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!”
Juvy: “Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?”
Toto: “Hindi! Yan din ang pangarap niya!”
* * * *
Lito: “Pare, ano ba ang kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2? ”
Joseph: “Diyos ko naman! Di mo ba alam ‘yun?! Ang H2O ay water! At ang CO2… cold water.”
* * * *
Usapan ng dalawang bata…
Junjun: “Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, ‘yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun”
Pedrito: “Wala ‘yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo ‘ yung Dead Sea?”
Junjun: “Oo…”
Pedrito: “Siya ang pumatay nun!”
* * * *
Stewardess: “Do you want a drink, sir?”
Sir: “What are my choices?”
Stewardess: “Yes or No.”
* * * *
Category : Facebook
I finally succumbed to numerous requests or invites from family and friends to join Facebook. I've been trying to hold off on this since I feel that there's too much out there on the web and right now I feel that I'm "burned out" and have become uninterested... jaded perhaps?
Anyways, I'm there and hopefully, I'll be able to catch up in the life and times of people I know.
Anyways, I'm there and hopefully, I'll be able to catch up in the life and times of people I know.
Category : Fran and Freba, Kirsten Wiig, Neil Patrick Harris, SNL
Clearly, one of my favorite skit in last night's Saturday Night Live show. It was their first show for 2009 and I am glad that it was crazy enough to hold my attention. Neil Patrick Harris showed his versatility as a performer. I vote that SNL make him one of their favorite repeat guest hosts like Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken and Alec Baldwin who never fail to entertain whenever they are in the show...
