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SMS jokes (for Pinoys only)

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SMS jokes from Maruism.com

Toto: “Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!”
Juvy: “Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?”
Toto: “Hindi! Yan din ang pangarap niya!”

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Lito: “Pare, ano ba ang kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2? ”
Joseph: “Diyos ko naman! Di mo ba alam ‘yun?! Ang H2O ay water! At ang CO2… cold water.”

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Usapan ng dalawang bata…
Junjun: “Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, ‘yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun”
Pedrito: “Wala ‘yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo ‘ yung Dead Sea?”
Junjun: “Oo…”
Pedrito: “Siya ang pumatay nun!”

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Stewardess: “Do you want a drink, sir?”
Sir: “What are my choices?”
Stewardess: “Yes or No.”

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